Kitchen Chem. Kal's Armpit Fudge


To use the friction and heat of the human body to mix ingredients to make a gross but tasty treat!



  • 1/2 cup confectioner’s sugar
  • 1 tablespoon butter
  • 2 teaspoons cream cheese
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 teaspoons unsweetened cocoa powder
  • Zip-type plastic bag (sandwich size)


Put all of the ingredients in a reclosable plastic bag. Squeeze the air out of the bag and seal it. Knead the bag until all of the ingredients are thoroughly mixed. You can use your armpits, your knees, your hands-–anything you can think of--to smush the bag!


After the ingredients are thoroughly mixed, open the bag and eat with a spoon. The consistency will be more like thick frosting than fudge. Sound a little revolting? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!